Step 5: Because Who Doesn't Love Excessive Jargon?

Now that you've managed to create a 3-page report on the importance of properly aligning your socks, we're going to take it to the next level.

Substantiating Your Nonsense with Unnecessary Adjectives

In a bold move to ensure that no one ever actually finishes this report, we're going to add some extra flair to your already-thick report.

We recommend using a plethora of superfluous adverbs and adjectives to make your writing sound as impressive as possible. Try incorporating words like "notably," "remarkably," and "incredibly" into your sentences.

Example:

Our research has notably revealed that the benefits of wearing matching socks are remarkably extensive. In fact, it's incredibly unlikely that you won't notice the difference.

Don't be afraid to get creative and add your own superfluous words to the mix! The more you use, the better your report will be.

And, as a bonus tip, don't forget to use incredibly long URLs to make your links look more impressive.